| Shitstorm 3: Shittribution
Rule of Rose
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| Game | Rule of Rose |
| Controller | Pat |
| Length | 7 episodes (Shitstorm); 13 episodes (Total)
04:42:31 (Shitstorm); 07:57:55 (Total) |
| Next | Five Nights at Freddy's |
| Previous | Escape from Bug Island (Shitstorm 3: Shittribution) |
For the original Shitstorm 2: The Shittening episode, see Rule of Rose.
“What a good-ass terrible piece of shit.” — Pat
Rule of Rose is the third seven-part Let's Play of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 3: Shittribution special, later continued into thirteen parts. In this playthrough, Matt and Pat practice their British accents, punch shit kids in the face, deal with stupid dumb girls that talk shit about them and search for rabbits that shit everywhere. While left incomplete at the end of Shitstorm 3, the playthrough was later finished in a video series called Shitstorm Leftovers.
About[]
- “The shitstorm continues not ending as we're going to really give it to these shitty british children.”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Rule of Rose (Shitstorm 3: Shittribution) Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “I can draw a stick figure vomiting into a bucket, and it probably would be better than most kids can do.”
- — Pat
- “It's about the Dreamcast that was encrusted with some type of goo.”
- — Matt, telling a premise of his fairy tale in a British accent
- “Throw "violence" on any game, and it will sound good. Throw "violence" on "Revengeance", fuck it.”
- — Matt
- “Stupid kids, I'm gonna punch your shit.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, have you got stuck in the lift to the lorry?”
- — Pat, in a British accent
- “I don't know what the fuck "lorry" is, I assume it's Hugh Laurie.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get in Hugh Laurie, I get it.”
- — Pat
- “Kamiya loves Robocop confirmed!”
- — Matt
- “Did you eat shit so perfectly you fell into a grave?”
- — Matt
- “Now we're on a creepy Nomura spaceship.”
- — Matt
- “Oh god, we're just in Woolie's Apartment.”
- — Matt, describing a cold, lonely, stinky room
- “The final boss of this fuckin' game is Kevin McCallister.”
- — Matt
- “Every time you point, your hand reminds me of a penis.”
- — Matt
- “GOOOOOO~!”
- — Matt & Pat, in their awful British accents
- “Forging... what is it? Shia LeBeouf did this?”
- — Matt
- “Fuck these fuckin' kids.”
- — Pat
- “Get outta here, Duck!”
- — Pat
- “That's what gingers look like. They look like gingers. It's our curse, and our power.”
- — Pat
- “Remember, Capcom doesn't greenlight sequels that don't sell 2 million copies.”
- — Matt
- “Rest in peace, Dragon's Dogma.”
- — Pat
- “Oh god, my guts are falling out. I'm gonna clean this up.”
- — Pat
- “Oh god, it's a fishman from Chtulhu!”
- — Matt
- “It's an infinite bucket, so I can shit in here infinitely.”
- — Pat
- “Boo does not want to wear THE RIBBON!”
- — Matt & Pat
- “Hey, what's up? I'm watching you piss.”
- — Pat, in a British accent
- “You're overflowing with useless crap.”
- — Matt
- “Oh my god, she ate shit so hard, but she fell on a thing!”
- — Matt
- “I don't wanna get hit by something to death when it's a shitty object.”
- — Matt
- “Oh, that's the bitchiest look ever!”
- — Pat
- “She looks like she's gonna burst onto the floor!”
- — Pat
- “And even though at first it was like she didn't wanna do it, and then she seemed to sploosh for it.”
- — Matt
- “Alrighty, now it's Friday Night Fisticuffs!”
- — Matt, in a British accent
- “Don't trust kids, kids.”
- — Matt
- “Look at that boss fight pose!”
- — Pat
- “Woolie's guts are bad, though.”
- — Matt
- “My pants have been shat.”
- — Pat
- “Stinky, stinky, go away, Sir Woolie.”
- — Matt
- “This bunny SHAT ALL OF THAT! ALL OF THAT!”
- — Pat
- “No, maybe someone had collected his shit and shat it out all over.”
- — Matt
- “Who will win, in this game of weirdos and small children?”
- — Matt
- “And small children that are also weirdos. Or is it weirdos that happen to be small children?”
- — Pat
- “Get offa me, you stupid kid. Children of the Corn, what not.”
- — Matt
- “Pat's really good at killing children!”
- — Matt
- “Minced pie. That's British as fuck.”
- — Matt
- “That rabbit is opening doors with its psychic mind powers.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, he's just biting on your nips. Be careful.”
- — Matt
- “No, not here, not in front of Matt. It'd be awkward.”
- — Pat
- “Ai-ai-ai, my estomago! Wait, that's not British.”
- — Matt
- “But where does the poop go?”
- — Pat
- “Y'know, these are questions man is not meant to know.”
- — Matt
- “All hail Clifford.”
- — Pat
- “Everyone out there named Amanda, you're bullshit.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, get it up in her, brush her teeth with it.”
- — Matt on hitting girls in the face with a rat on a stick.
- “Strong-willed and wisdom. It's basically the Triforce.”
- — Pat
- “You can't bend Sailor Mercury.”
- — Pat
- “It's where the girls sumo fight... and put on little suits.”
- — Pat, entering the women's restroom
- “She's British "Mean Girls" Lindsay Lohan.”
- — Pat
- “It's Kombat time.”
- — Pat
- “These kids are invincible. They take their vitamins.”
- — Matt
- “Your butthole's being pecked to death!”
- — Matt
- “I thought the girls' catnip was mango.”
- — Pat
- “No, it's pumpkin spice!”
- — Matt
- “Fuck you, you freak-ass monsters.”
- — Pat
- “Oh, you catch that, like, "fuck you" look.”
- — Pat
- “Peter Pan evil shit.”
- — Pat
- “Mermaids are radical, but not when they're hung.”
- — Matt
- “Ariel is married as fuck, you can't use her.”
- — Matt
- “Get the Mr. Clean out!”
- — Matt, in an Austrian accent
- “I love pumping iron. It's like I'm cumming.”
- — Pat, in an Austrian accent
- “Reverse mermaids are the worst.”
- — Pat
- “Ever since Plague's Patreon has been doing well, he's becoming more unstable and weirder, 'cause his life is going well and he can't handle it!”
- — Pat
- “Dogs hate Terminators.”
- — Matt
- “Don't step into that Woolie goo.”
- — Matt
- “Drop your Brown!”
- — Matt
- “Oh my god, it was Brown all along!”
- — Matt
- “Fuck that stupid bunny... shit everywhere.”
- — Pat
- “The Devil loves goats. He loves them.”
- — Matt
- “It's a goat, dressed up in like a dress... with rocks and all.”
- — Pat
- “I guess you're not gonna be wanting for heal items, and you'll just take a bite out of shit.”
- — Matt
- “I remain my stance on those are shit kids.”
- — Pat
- “I will back up your stance until I die on those kids and their shittiness.”
- — Matt
- “Look, she's got the stink lines and everything!”
- — Matt
- “Let's focus on what's going on in people's pants.”
- — Pat
- “Facebook always gives me that story where it's like "Some new deep sea fangly fish was found in the Marianas Trench!" and I'm like, "Good! Fucking leave it there!"”
- — Matt
- “I feel like, if given the chance, Plague would move into the ocean.”
- — Matt
- “There are games called "Dark" or "The Darkness", and they're less dark than this fuckin' game!”
- — Matt
- “I need silk panties to soak up all the ball sweat.”
- — Pat
- “Five hours in, blimey confirmed.”
- — Matt
- “He just throws his arms up and rubs his nipples on you. He starts talking about how women's panties clean up his balls.”
- — Pat
- “Please refer to me as Jennifer.”
- — Pat
- “Pattifer.”
- — Matt
- “I'll just hit you with my cleaver. That's kind of like a high five.”
- — Matt
- “My incredibly dry balls.”
- — Matt
- “No, no, they're not dry. They're sopping wet. They're basically crying all day.”
- — Pat
- “My underwear's like a bag of Capri Sun over here.”
- — Matt
- “It's a Punisher hat stuck up your ass.”
- — Pat
- “We have to cleave these children.”
- — Pat
- “I've never seen him eat a pie in my life!”
- — Pat, about Woolie
- “These child combos are too strong.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, when the reverse mermaid conondrum is made flesh and I have to decide whether I'm gonna stick with regular mermaids or fuckin' reverse mermaids.”
- — Pat
- “This is basically a video game adaptation of Mean Girls.”
- — Matt
- “"You recall the girls saying the Red Crayon is the thing of the Aristocrats."”
- — Matt
- “Yes, it's what lets you puke into a vagina.”
- — Pat
- “Back into the good old I-can't-see-a-goddamn-ass-shit-fucking-thing-farts.”
- — Pat
- “I feel like new games have made me dumber.”
- — Pat
- “On the Christmas Eve Liam gets to shoot a gun 12 times, 'cause it's his Christmas present.”
- — Matt
- “Bucket Knight, you motherfucker.”
- — Pat
- “He should be a DLC for Shovel Knight.”
- — Matt
- “Bucket Knight sloshes into the brawl.”
- — Pat
- “Press your hand against this wall, and the secret sex room will open. John Romero's in there.”
- — Matt
- “Am I an idiot? Maybe. You decide.”
- — Pat
- “Apologize by dying.”
- — Pat
- “Wow, that's metal.”
- — Matt
- “That's fucking metal. "I demand an apology". "What is it?" "Death!"”
- — Pat
- “Why did that scare my asshole so much?”
- — Pat
- “What a fucking heel turn! Holy shit!”
- — Pat
- “If have a kid, I'll name him "Blank" or "Whatever" and "Whatever 2".”
- — Pat
- “Someone's gonna throw an anvil at me now.”
- — Matt
- “Hold that thought Matt... now talk about The Simpsons.”
- — Pat
- “Paring knife.”
- — Pat
- “Oh god, I thought it was a "farting knife".”
- — Matt
- “If this looks really bad to the viewer, it feel even worse.”
- — Pat
- “In five seconds, like, Beelzebub with a gun will come and ruin our fun.”
- — Pat
- “Just piledrive him.”
- — Matt
- “I don't care how evil you are, a pile driver will knock you out cold.”
- — Matt
- “Don't you fucking dare... fucking fuck with Brown!”
- — Pat
- “Maybe she's like Tom Hanks in Big.”
- — Matt
- “Maybe she's like Tom Hanks in Terminal.”
- — Pat
- “Why? Kill me.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, kill me instead.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, I'm a filthy wretch.”
- — Matt
- “Sorry, kill Matt instead.”
- — Pat
- “She slapped the shit out of her.”
- — Pat
- “Slap your shit.”
- — Matt
- “She's the Lying Princess”
- — Pat
- “She lied. Woolie... it's Batman!”
- — Matt
- “Don't be ruled by Ondore's lies!”
- — Matt
- “See, I've noticed that your butt is susceptible to axes.”
- — Matt
- “Phoenix Down! Phoenix Brown.”
- — Matt
- “Let's just go die, I guess.”
- — Pat
- “Someone ate shit and fell off a chair.”
- — Matt
- “Fuck you, guys! I'm glad they're dead... not yet, though.”
- — Matt
- “It's your slave anklet.”
- — Matt
- “No, not quite.”
- — Pat
- “Well, essentially.”
- — Matt
- “What a good-ass terrible piece of shit.”
- — Pat
- “I agree.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The original Rule of Rose episode was published October 8 2013, and was chosen as the third full Let's Play for the third Shitstorm due to high demand.
- The walkthrough that Matt and Pat use in part eleven was written by bluefairy421 (Claire Terry) on GameFAQs and can be found here.
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