SBFC 032 Richard Simmons is the Final Boss
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| Length | 2:59:03 |
| Date | March 18, 2014 |
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SBFC 032: Richard Simmons is the Final Boss is the thirty-second episode of the Super Best Friendcast.
About[]
- “SUPER BEST DARK SOULS CAST – now spoiler free! Also, Mr.Castlevania leaves Konami, Canada gets a PS4 price hike, and the 5th character of Ultra Street Fighter 4 is revealed to the sound of crickets.”
- — Podcast description
Quotes[]
- “You can taste the Hugh Jackman.”
- — Matt
- “Richard Simmons, final boss.”
- — Pat, spoiling the end of Dark Souls II
- “While that first shark is in mid-flight, a second shark jumps over it.”
- — Pat
- “Xbox, turn on servers.”
- — Liam
- “Souls fun is the only true fun.”
- — Liam
- “I got elephantiasis of the dick.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, what about cocks?”
- — Woolie
- “Stop talkin' about talkin' about Face/Off!”
- — Liam
- “We can't have all our children be on Suicide Squads!”
- — Matt
- “Let's get some petabyte drives up in here guys.”
- — Pat
- “If you plant Cammy in the ground, ten years from now you'll get Decapre.”
- — Pat
- “Actors will go where you pay them. They're basically robots.”
- — Pat
- “Shitladies and Scrubladies, welcome!”
- — Woolie
- “Kaz, I'm already a demo.”
- — Matt
- “Please send me a letter saying your gonna send me a Dragonslayer.”
- — Matt
- “I gotta keep plunging in!”
- — Matt
- “Turn that baby off.”
- — Liam
Letter Time[]
Q: Do you plan to do any more versus videos like the Dark Souls 2 one? from Gabe
- Maybe, if we can find the right thing.
Q: What's the stupidest eBay bid you've ever won? from J.
- Pat: I don't eBay.
- Liam: A box of Warhammer bits for the equivalent of twelve pounds.
- Woolie: The MGS3: Substancionious box for two hundred.
- Matt: The Darkstalkers DVD set for forty-five dollars.
Q: You guys use the word canon a lot, what does it mean? from Ivan
- In terms of a story, it's the rules, what's official. Headcannon is someone's personal belief as to what happens in a story, and fancannon is a fan consensus, such as Solaire being Lord Gwyn's son in Dark Souls.
Q: In Doctor Who, the female Time Lords are known as Time Ladies, does this rule also apply to Shitlords or Scrublords. from Mark
- Now it does!
Q: I was the first summon you guys used in Dark Souls 2. from Jason
- Radical!
Q: If you could go back in time and alter the way something was announced or released, what would you do? from Sparky
- Matt: Decapre
- Pat:
Make every announcement the day before it comes out.Putting The Wonderful 101 as the closer to Nintendo's E3 conference. - Liam: Putting The Wonderful 101 as the closer to Nintendo's E3 conference.
Q: What do you think is the biggest, or a big missed oppertunity in a game or in its concept? from Adam
- Matt: Dante's Inferno should have been a slow-paced survival horror game.
- Woolie: DmC: Devil May Cry could have explored Nero's relationship with Vergil.
- Pat: The original version of the new Tomb Raider, and the 3DS should have a second analogue stick.
- Liam: Super Smash Bros. Brawl, for not playing more like Super Smash Bros. Melee, and also for its online.
Q: If you could use any video game agency or group to fight Kaiju instead of Pan Pacific Defense Corp from Allen
- EDF! EDF! EDF!
Q: I was wondering if Liam or Woolie's coworkers know anything about what we do. from Robert
- Yeah.
Q: Who sings the original opening to Two Best Friends Play? from Nyera
- A friend of Matt's.
Q: What famous rapper would you choose to do the Skullgirls rap? from Nyera
- Woolie: Mos Def
- Pat: Can I bring ODB back from the dead?
- Matt: Mace
Q: What's the song you have playing randomly in your head? from Nyera
- Woolie: "Wonderball 101 - Tables Turnover (Quad City DJs vs Platinum Star Games feat. Fort Minor)"
- Pat: "Blumenkraz" from Kill la Kill
- Matt: Jago's theme from Killer Instinct
- Liam: Working "Intergalactc" by the Beastie Boys
Q: Moving one character from any game in another franchise. from Richard
- Pat: Guts in Animal Crossing
- Liam: Raiden into Deus Ex: Human Revolution, and Adam Jenson into Metal Gear Rising: Revengance.
- Woolie: Jehuty in Metal Gear Solid.
- Matt: Travis Touchdown in Arcana Heart.
Q: What affliction or crisis would you never wish upon your worst enemy? from J.K.
- Woolie: The state Cars ends up in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
- Liam: Kidney Stones
- Pat: There's nothing.
Q: Is there a game franchise where your favourite game is the least liked one by its fanbase? from Kalem
- Liam: Streets of Rage
- Woolie: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
- Pat: I guess I'm a populist.
- Matt: Mega Man X3
Q: Are there any games in a franchise where the one you didn't like was liked by everyone else? from Liam (REVERSAL)
- Pat: The original BioShock is still the best in that franchise.
- Liam: The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Q: What do you guys think about the phrase 'it's just a game'? from Stian
- It's reductionist garbage, but there is a limit, such as when you throw a controller.
Q: How often do you guys go to Canadian McDonald's AKA Tim Hortons from Christian
- Pat: There's one right next to my house, so a lot.
- Woolie: I used to go every morning, but I stopped.
- Matt: At least once a week.
- Liam: One time a month.
Q: What is your preferred sword type? Don't worry, your answer won't correlate to a package heading your way. from Miles
- Matt: Dragonslayer
- Woolie: The ultra greatsword.
- Pat: The ultra greatsword.
- Liam: Raiden's HF blade
Zaibatsu Watch[]
- Matt: Pro Wrestling X
- Woolie: Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
- Pat: Dark Souls II and Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
- Liam: Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z