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Game Punch-Out!!, Super Punch-Out!!, Punch-Out!! (Wii)
Season 2
Episode 7
Length 9:20
Upload Date May 29, 2011
Controller Matt & Pat
Previous L.A. Noire
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For the Friday Night Fisticuffs episode, see Punch-Out! (Fisticuffs)

“I'm just going to get his walker and just shit all over him with it!” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play: Punch-Out!! is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat fight in the Women's Vietnam Bitch Army, try to determine Mario's official job, beat up old men, and get kidnapped and raped by Donkey Kong.


We punch every minority stereotype in the face, and eat some delicious chocolate at the same time!
— Website description


Get out of my country, Frenchy!
— Matt
SHUT UP! You're fucking ruining everything!
— Pat
Mario needs tons of cash 'cause Peach is a stupid bitch who spends all her money on expensive dresses!
— Pat
Mario's probably like, Wow that guy really lost in the second round. It's almost like an idiot started controlling him.
— Matt
I think that black man has acquired that man's bicycle.
— Pat
Just eating roses and punching noses.
— Matt
Also, playing the role as Mac is shitty Pat, who is also stupid.
— Matt
Just beat the shit out of that old man! He knew what he was getting in for!
— Pat
He's temporarily incarcerated for pushing his mother down the stairs!
— Matt