| Best Friends Play
Planet Alpha
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| Game | Planet Alpha |
| Length | 47:23 |
| Controller | Matt |
| Upload Date | Sep 19, 2018 |
“The platforming rules of life have not been established.” — Woolie
Planet Alpha is a one-off episode in which Matt and Woolie learn more about the birds and the bees on the birthing planet where bad puns and faux philosophy are plentiful and left moving alien tripods are always being put on blast.
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- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “I was like, 'Planet Alpha? Is it not ready yet?', and you were like, 'No, that's the name of it.'.”
- — Matt
- “Do you think those are ships or alive eggs?”
- — Woolie
- “Why not both?”
- — Matt
- “That was a space-narwhal.”
- — Woolie
- “♫ Birth it. Put your game down, flip it and reverse it. ♫”
- — Matt
- “If you'd never seen a jellyfish before in your life, wouldn't you immediately want to touch it?”
- — Woolie
- “Are you making the time of day change? Can you make it so that Smash Ultimate is out tomorrow?”
- — Matt
- “But it will teach Gaia a lesson. That as powerful as you are, bleach. Can't fuck with it.”
- — Matt
- “You know certain games have a thing where walking to an edge doesn't make you fall? What if real life had that? How you gonna know until you try?”
- — Woolie
- “The platforming rules of life have not been established.”
- — Woolie
- “♫ Dodging bullets not so tough; 'cept when I've had enough. ♫”
- — Woolie to the tune of the Cailou theme
- “Imagine if the thing that birthed you was used as a platform by another creature?”
- — Woolie
- “The problem with an egg is that it's shaped like an egg.”
- — Matt