| Matt & Woolie's Old School Playthroughs
Metroid Fusion
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| Game | Metroid Fusion |
| Episodes | 13 |
| Length | 7:20:53 |
| Original Run | Dec 12, 2012 - Feb 24, 2013 |
| Controller | Matt, Woolie, and Liam |
“How many Best Friends does it take to figure out a Metroid room?” — Woolie
Oldschool Playthroughs - Metroid Fusion is a Matt & Woolie's Old School Playthroughs series in which Matt, Woolie, and Liam explore the BSL station, shine spark to glory and troll the SA-X. This series introduced Rising Super Star Liam, without whom the entire playthrough wouldn't have been possible.
About
- “We plunge deep into Samus Aran once more! But this time, we're bringing a new friend along for the fun!”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Metroid Fusion Descriptions page.
Quotes
- “The hatchling. The hatchling. The hatchling.”
- — Woolie
- “Adam help me I'm scared!”
- — Liam
- “If there's anything I've learned from playing Eternal Darkness is that always save.”
- — Matt
- “Shoulda played this in Shitstorm.”
- — Liam
- “Shoulda played Other M in Shitstorm!”
- — Matt
- “By more Vitas. I buy one every paycheck.”
- — Liam
- “Heating the key is the worst... because heating a key is stupid.”
- — Matt
- “Those pictures of Samus really helped me through my teenage years.”
- — Matt
- “How many Best Friends does it take to figure out a Metroid room?”
- — Woolie
- “I gotta stop this thing before it realises how OP it is.”
- — Matt
- “Never stop bombing.”
- — Matt
- “... so what you're saying is, Samus is the worst bounty hunter ever.”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie can read the mind of all fish.”
- — Liam
- “We all appreciate a good butt clencher every now and then.”
- — Woolie
- “Doors? Fuck all doors.”
- — Woolie
- “There's no better backtracking like forced backtracking.”
- — Matt
- “You know what, to be fair, you'd try to find ways to go to take a shit.”
- — Matt
- “It's my duty to find the shinespark spots.”
- — Woolie
- “You know what throwing the axe changed in the playthrough? Absolutely fucking nothing. You know what walking into a stationery blade did? It ruined forty minutes of a playthrough.”
- — Matt
- “I left for four episodes and you're dead.”
- — Liam
- “Your mom's a shinespark.”
- — Woolie
- “Bomb that wall and find a thing!”
- — Matt
- “Fuck her gently at a medium pace.”
- — Matt
- “When in doubt, use a power bomb. That's my new motto for life.”
- — Liam
- “I commend your thirst for blood, but I can't endorse it.”
- — Liam
- “Yeah, I'm counting really fast cause it's like, fuck.”
- — Woolie
- “That was... he trolled the SA-X!”
- — Woolie, referring to Liam
- “I saved this playthrough... by not playing myself.”
- — Matt
- “Your hopes and dreams are within this crusty-ass eyeball.”
- — Woolie
- “Defeat it where it wasn't.”
- — Matt
- “Turn this nightmare into a nocturnal emission.”
- — Woolie
- “Gracious and golden space pirate Jerry.”
- — Matt
- “See this kid Matt? Five years from now we'll either be working for him, or dead by his hand.”
- — Woolie, referring to Liam
- “I wish more girls had gun arms.”
- — Liam
- “SA-X using Gameshark, confirmed.”
- — Matt
- “All went according to keikaku.”
- — Matt
- “We had childhoods, and Pat did not!”
- — Matt, Woolie, and Liam
Trivia
- Liam is absent for parts five through eight of the playthrough; he returns in part nine to troll the SA-X at the thirty minute mark.
- In part eleven, at about two minutes in, Liam straps on "the glove". This is the first mention of his "crippling bodily damage" from playing Kid Icarus: Uprising.
Gallery
Text from part three, at 31:53
The thumbnail for the finale
Liam trolling the SA-X in part nine