| Saturday Morning Scrublords
Martial Arts Capoeira
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| Game | Martial Arts Capoeira |
| Upload Date | May 27, 2016 |
| Length | 20:44 |
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“New York, little known fact, is the Capoeira center of the world and Times Square is routinely blocked off for Capoeria tournaments.” — Liam
Martial Arts Capoeira is the thirty-first episode of Saturday Morning Scrublords. This week, Matt, Woolie, and Liam discover they've been programmed into a shitty fighting game where they discuss the jail house origins of Capoeira, the chaos dance windmill that continued for a generation, and it's the style's eventual death in the heart of India.
About[]
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Quotes[]
- “This could be called by it's alternate name, 'Oops. All Gordo.'.”
- — Matt
- “New York, little known fact, is the Capoeira center of the world and Times Square is routinely blocked off for Capoeria tournaments.”
- — Liam
- “That's not really how tug of war works. In fact, that's the opposite of how tug of war works.”
- — Liam
- “There's more dangerous, less stylish styles out there.”
- — Woolie
- “That's how you play this game. You never look at the screen, you press every button at once, and you win.”
- — Liam
- “John Capoeira died somewhere in India and that was the end of it.”
- — Woolie
- “Jamaica was, of course, where John Capoeira had his first bar mitzvah.”
- — Liam
- “Why don't you have a character from Chernobyl and call him Fallout?”
- — Matt
Wins/Losses[]
| Matt | 6/0 |
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| Pat | Not Present |
| Woolie | 0/3 |
| Liam | 2/5 |
Trivia[]
- Pat was not present for this episode because he was too busy arguing with a cabbie.