| Two Best Friends Play:
Man Vs. Wild
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| Game | Man Vs. Wild |
| Season | 2 |
| Episode | 13 |
| Length | 12:12 |
| Upload Date | Jul 10, 2011 |
| Controller | Matt & Pat |
| Previous | F.3.A.R. |
| Next | Amnesia The Dark Descent |
For the full Let's Play, see Man Vs Wild (Full Let's Play)
“Why is nature conspiring against Man like this!?” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play: Man Vs. Wild is a Machinima episode Matt and Pat fight dick-biting snakes, gather yellow piss clouds that are spirits of adventure, perform fatalities on beavers, and drink their own urine.
About[]
- “Our epic journey into the dark heart of Bear Grylls’ savage world begins!”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “How do you find piece of shit games that no one even knows exist and then- Oh, man! Let's play it! It's just so great!”
- — Pat
- “Why does he flip?”
- — Pat
- “I need water, but I better eat all these salty centipedes.”
- — Matt
- “All right, my testicles are now filling to the brim with poison, but I got to get up this mountain.”
- — Matt
- “Do you let things that were going to bite your dick leave your house alive!?”
- — Pat
- “Better campsite than your mom made... with her vagina... 'cause there's a lot of room in there.”
- — Pat
- “Snakes are the locusts of the Animal Kingdom.”
- — Matt
- “These pine needles will have saved the Dreamcast.”
- — Pat
- “Why is nature conspiring against Man like this!?”
- — Pat
- “Fucking three thousand bears are being eaten by bears every second.”
- — Pat
- “Dude, I don't know about you, but I can give full enviormental and animal facts while I'm throwing up all my like, ball poison.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- A Bloopers/Outtakes video was released for this episode.
Gallery[]
