| Two Best Friends Play:
Guild Wars 2
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| Game | Guild Wars 2 |
| Season | 6 |
| Episode | 3 |
| Length | 11:34 |
| Upload Date | November, 18 2012 |
| Controller | Matt and Pat |
| Previous | Resident Evil 6 |
| Next | New Super Mario Bros. U |
“I'm just saying things I know from that one South Park episode.” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play: Guild Wars 2 is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat play a MMO while controlling their character who spends a quarter of the video talking about how great he is.
About[]
- “The Best Friends tread carefully into the mysterious online world of the Mmore Porger!”
- — Website description
Intro[]
The intro is Matt and Pat dressed in medieval gear coming up to a cute bunny with the objective to defeat it, which prompts Pat to kick the bunny out of the screen shot. However, their come uppins are subsequently received when their next objective is to take down a dragon, namely The Shatterer, which appears right next to them right before it blasts their shit.
Quotes[]
- “I could go for some pot.”
- — Pat
- “I have a fantasy about giant women.”
- — Matt
- “Do you think that would get really old if everyone talked like that? It's like,"Matt, can you pick me up some audio splitters from the Radio Shack?" "Sure, because that's where my legend begins!"”
- — Pat
- “Oh, man, I'm dinging all over!”
- — Pat
- “I have never let you down.”
- — Pat
- “Remember that one time I was at the hospital and I needed you to pick me up and you just said 'No'?”
- — Matt
- “Oh, Jesus: some Dobby shit!”
- — Matt
- “I usually stay clear of bubbling yellow liquid.”
- — Matt
- “You have been defeated by your own lack of foresight!”
- — Matt to Pat
- “It's got a goddamn Stargate in its dick.”
- — Pat
- “Not quite a man, not quite a thing, but a man-thing.”
- — Pat
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