Two Best Friends Play
Silent Hill: Downpour
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Game | Silent Hill: Downpour |
Episodes | 19 |
Combined Length | 9:00:52 |
Original Run | Mar 20, 2012 - May 17, 2012 |
Controller | Matt |
“Don't throw your fuckin' fireaxe dipshit!” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play Silent Hill Downpour is a nineteen part full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat venture into one of the lesser Silent Hill games and create moments that will stay with fans forever.
About[]
- “Watch as Matt throws a fireaxe right into your heart.”
- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Silent Hill Downpour Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Nothing scarier than Konami!”
- — Matt
- “I played this for hours with the brightness set eight shades too low.”
- — Pat
- “What does that prove?”
- — Matt
- “It proves I couldn't see shit!”
- — Pat
- “Phillip Seymor Hoffman?”
- — Matt, on Patrick Napier
- “Truman Capote?”
- — Matt, on Phillip Seymor Hoffman
- “Ask me something about Silent Hill.”
- — Pat
- “How did I find this flashlight and you didn't?”
- — Matt
- “I'm losing my shit over this, 'cause eventually, you're gonna drop something, and you're not gonna be able to fuckin' find it again, and you're gonna feel like a stupid fuckin' idiot.”
- — Pat
- “If you were naming it, what would you call it? I'd call it "The Devil's Asshole".”
- — Pat, on naming The Devil's Pit
- “That bag of heroine in my ass musta burst.”
- — Pat
- “I base half my life on Anchorman.”
- — Matt
- “I type it into Google, and I get no results. That's how hype Countdown Vampires is.”
- — Pat
- “Ah my butt. I need that!”
- — Matt
- “Eight-sided cranks motherfucker. Not that hexagon shit.”
- — Pat
- “People listening who can't see this, there is piss everywhere.”
- — Pat
- “Nothing screams tension like frame rate drop.”
- — Pat
- “Now I have the image of a protractor having sex with a pyramid in my head. I'll never get it out.”
- — Pat
- “The train guy was drunk!”
- — Pat
- “It's a typical... like, Western United States way of naming things. 'Hey, we got this big fucking thing!'”
- — Pat
- “What should we call it?”
- — Matt
- “Let's name it something about The Devil ”
- — Pat
- “People love that stuff.”
- — Matt
- “People love the devil!”
- — Pat
- “People love worshipping Beezlebub!”
- — Matt
- “Did you know that th-th-the kids, they like to listen to the Devil music? If we name this shit the "Devil Pit", the fucking kids'll come here!”
- — Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
- “The kids will fuckin' love this shit, the fucking Silent Hill Devil's Pit!”
- — Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
- “Go to the Devil's Pit and look at the Cave of Tears.”
- — Matt, as Tour Guide Nixon
- “The kids with their fucking Bon Jon Jovi and their Beesie Boys! They'll come over here to the Devil's Pit with their fucking rock music!”
- — Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
- “He went zoom zoom, but you went boom boom.”
- — Pat
- “And that was the story of the Shepard... I mean Murphy!”
- — Pat
- “No, you can't go this way, you can only go into this scary apartment building... where The Devil lives!”
- — Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
- “I can't believe how bad they fucked up the HD collection!”
- — Pat
- “Those police are down with the Devil!”
- — Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
- “You thought the police were nice, but it turns out they're not.”
- — Matt
- “You thought the cops were going to rescue you? Hell no, they're throwing up the horns!”
- — Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
- “THAT'S BRICKS!”
- — Pat
- “It's not a nagitana!”
- — Pat
- “This town is down with the Devil- they love the fucking Devil!!”
- — Pat, as Tour Guide Nixon
- “I guess you better go get that brick....”
- — Pat, after Matt threw his fire axe down a chasm
- “People were talkin' about the brick shit for weeks, they're gonna be fuckin' makin' fun of you for that fire axe shit forever!”
- — Pat
- “Don't throw your fuckin' fireaxe dipshit!”
- — Matt
- “Come on down to the Hot Plate Club! We're playin' all the best tunes for you Silent Hill goons!”
- — Matt
- “I wish I could de-brick this game.”
- — Pat
- “Tell my wife, 'Hello'.”
- — Matt, before he finishes an enemy
- “Why does that kid have an eyepatch? Is he Big Boss?”
- — Matt
- “Mantle rock? What is Man-to-rock?”
- — Pat
- “What are you, the Mike Tyson of drugs?”
- — Pat
- “Hey man, jogging pants are scary.”
- — Pat
- “America!”
- — Matt, as he finishes an enemy
- “Don't mock my mash.”
- — Pat
- “You can't shank people... with a shank.”
- — Pat
- “FUCK YOU!”
- — Matt and Pat
Trivia[]
- This playthrough spawned the infamous Fire Axe running joke, as well as Tour Guide Nixon.
- It was this playthrough that started the working relationship between the Zaibatsu and Plague of Gripes.