| Scrublords
Fight Club
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| Game | Fight Club |
| Length | 13:12 |
| Upload Date | Jan 5, 2013 |
| Winner | Woolie |
| Next | Tournament of Legends |
| Previous | Shaq Fu |
“At least this is better than Street Fighter X Tekken.” — Matt
Scrublords - Fight Club is a Scrublords episode that has Matt and Woolie continuing the tournament in the world of underground combat, well the kind based off the movie. Between Fred Durst, Bitch Tits Bob and Carl Winslow the entire experience brings back fond memories of the 90's, when everyone was cool. Woolie was just barely able to overcome Matt three games to two with Robert Paulson, Angel Face and Fred Durst pulling out victories for Team Woolie.
Quotes[]
- “Why is there not a Limp Bizkit world in the new Kingdom Hearts?”
- — Matt
- “Pat's Mom just making appearances in all games.”
- — Matt on Robert Paulson
- “Oh Fred! That's alright. You'll win that Grammy next year.”
- — Matt
- “This was your movie, not you, but everyone like you. White teenage kids fucking ate that shit up. You walked out of the theaters and then listened to some Rage Against the Machine and just stared at everybody on the bus like "are we going to do this?"”
- — Woolie
- “Why do you keep breaking me, man? I got to drive my kids to soccer practice right now.”
- — Matt
- “Alright, so let's do it. Ken Vs. Ryu! The eternal rival!”
- — Woolie on a Jack/Tyler matchup
- “Scrublords is not real. It's been Matt on a couch all along.”
- — Woolie
- “FRED DURST ONLY. FINAL DESTINATION!”
- — Matt and Woolie
- “Yeah, Bitch! Into the wall I go!”
- — Woolie on winning
Sponsors[]
Let's get a kickstarter for Limp BizkitxKingdom Hearts 352 days+ hot dogs
OK maybe the Street Fighters X Tekken crack went too far
Finally, a word from the champ