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Far Cry 4 Co-Op Stupidity!

Far Cry 4 COOP Title
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Game Far Cry 4
Combined Length 30:40
Original Run November 30, 2014
Controller Matt and Pat
“Why would you buy this game, except to hear me rant and rave? You purchased this game knowing full well what you were getting into!” — Woolie

Far Cry 4 Co-Op Stupidity! is a one-off episode in which Matt and Pat lose their headsets in the mountains of Nepal, and try to navigate the dangerous region while they stare at each other's balls, attend a hostage party, drive off cliffs, and attempt to kill each other at the drop of a hat.

About[]

Matt and Pat have a great idea! Let's play co-op without headsets! This won't be a huge disaster at all!
— Video description

Quotes[]

Pat is an idiot and just lost his mic, so we can't actually hear each other, which I'm sure will go groin grabbingly well.
— Matt
Oh shit, Pat's dying! Sorry to hear about that. Fuck you! Get good, loser!
— Matt
I think he's driving that whirlybird, or as I like to call them, gully gulys.
— Matt
One time he drove, like, there are only so many orphanages that could be destroyed.
— Matt
This motherfuckers biography on PSN is "Pat's Mom".
— Pat
There's never any downside to guns blazing, just remember that kids.
— Matt
Pat, have I ever wanted to tell you that, you're a decent human being.
— Matt
No, let's fight the elephant with cars!
— Pat

Trivia[]

  • The original Far Cry 4 episode was released during the ninth season of the Machinima series.
  • Due to one or both parties losing their microphones, or possibly for comedic effect, Matt and Pat could not talk to each other during the entirety of this video.

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