Two Best Friends Play:

Donkey Kong Country Returns

Donkey Kong Country Returns
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Game Donkey Kong Country Returns
Season 1
Episode 1
Length 9:08
Upload Date Dec 19, 2010
Controller Co-op
Next Earth Defense Force 2017
“Don't think, just jump.” — Matt

Two Best Friends Play: Donkey Kong Country Returns is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat kill the innocent wildlife, jump the shark, and totally fail at the minecart levels.


Our first Machinima episode, and the birth of the eternal mating call, “AMERICA!!!!”
— Website description

Quotes Edit

Why did we punch a tiki mask? What the fuck is already going on?
— Pat
Alright, we're on a beach, still killing animals for no fucking reason.
— Pat
I've seen babies play with cannons!
— Pat
You just killed that chimpanzee for no reason, other than your own ignorance.
— Matt
Yeah, it's a Michael Bay platformer!
— Matt
Blow him, blow him!
— Matt
Don't even stop to think. If you think, you die.
— Matt
What is up with you and saying that?
— Pat
(Pat dies) You thought!
— Matt
You're right, I totally did. I thought about what a dick you are. (Pat dies again) Fuck! I guess I was thinking it again.
— Pat

Trivia Edit

  • Two Best Friends Play Donkey Kong Country Returns is the first episode to ever appear on Machinima.