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Cabela's Survival Shadows of Katmai

Shadows of Katmai
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Game Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai
Season 3
Episode 13
Length 15:01
Upload Date Nov 6, 2011
Controller Matt & Pat
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“Shonen Jump presents 'Cabela: Ultra Force Berserk'.”

Two Best Friends Play: Cabela's Survival Shadows of Katmai is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat shove their dicks into a campfire, make trees melt with their bodies, perform jumps that makes Bear Grylls look like an amateur, go on misadventures with Togo, and get raped to sleep by dick wolves.

About[]

This bear is such a dick! But don’t worry, we’ll use our confusing controls and nonsensical plot to beat him!
— Website description

Quotes[]

People with two first names are douche bags and can't be trusted.
— Pat
It's a hybrid game.
— Matt
Hybrid of what? Of dog shit and cat shit?
— Pat
God says, 'No!'
— Matt
Man, PETA is gonna flip their shit when they see this.
— Pat
Just shove my dick right in this campfire.
— Pat
Oh fuck! It's a cougar!
— Pat
Get away from me you sexy older lady!
— Matt
Were-bears are hot. I mean stupid.
— Pat

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